Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone
the children yearn for the mines
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girl help i can’t stop seeing patterns in life and the interconnectedness of everything
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girl help i can’t stop seeing patterns in life and the interconnectedness of everything
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i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.
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Anonymous asked:
U good?
exitwound Answer:
the beasts are here
Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes
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every tumblr mobile update just feels like they broke into my house and moved everything slightly to the left
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my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?
me: ya
me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ
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special delivery
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD
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Just because your house is haunted doesn’t mean the ghosts are causing all the weird shit you’re experiencing. Like, yes, be polite to the restless dead, but also check for carbon monoxide.
your carbon monoxide detector died and the ghosts are trying to warn you
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Who else is sick of their rude trash brain making them think terrible things all hours of the shitty trash day
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hello friendly reminder that you do not need a special occasion to use nice things! if you wait long enough your nice bath bomb won’t be as fizzy! your favourite fruits will go out of season! candles are meant to be burned, not looked at! you’re not enjoying your special tea if it’s just sitting in your cupboard! you’re allowed to have nice and special things on completely ordinary days! heck, it might just make that day special!!
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for old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. let’s do it for the love that used to be here!! it is reason enough!!
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